An apple.

Hey, look at this apple i cut.
We were at Sears buying a bar-b-q for a friend's bar-b-q. Somehow (me) we were suckered into a 10 minute sales presentation for the all new and improved ginsu knife company. they had this stupid plastic knife that can cut diagonally into apples and stuff. anyway, they gave us a free orange juicer plastic thing. that is strangely available in amusement parks and gourmet stores.
i cut the apple with a regular knife. i'm crazy like that.

here's the action at sears.